Saturday 4 December 2010

Who thinks so too?

Why hello there *sipps 23:42pm cofee*
Lovely to see you here,
welcome to my views

use them wisely.

The (seven) rules of life and how to live it IN MY OPINION:

1. Laugh, Love, Live long and prosper:
No, this first rule isnt just fantasticaly named to match up with my scifi loving self, it is also as true as jupiter is a mass of gas (pretty dam true in the eyes of the 1975 edition of the true facts and amazing stories book by readers digest .. (not like im reading it , or anything)
If you dont laugh, elfs die.
Yes, its true, every second you spend frowning when you could be, shoul be, would be laughing, another elf dies. Are you really that disgusting?
Love like there is no tommrow. If you dont embrace the world you have, when you die, you will never had have loved anything enough to enjoy it! (hear that emos?? get lovin it like mcdonalds)
Live long and prosper.


2. If somehtng goes wrong, concentrate on everyting that is still going right:
"Oh god! Tiffinay, some guy just stole my dog, rumors about me are going around school, Derek is considering dumping me, and im gaining weight! WHUT DO?"
Well, strage girl.
Concentrate on this:
They stole your dog, you still have a house.
Your dog could have been killed, but it wasnt.
The rumors could have been worse, and no one will beleive them in the end, they willall get tired, their young and stupid, so am I, and you. So stop worrying. Derek isnt a dick for cosidering dumping you, he could have cheated on you, died, or hurt you. But he didnt, maybe its just not meant to be. Who honestly cares if yougain weight? your still alive, right?

3.Discover what you can, and be as smart as possible.
(This doesnt mean you have to get straight As in everything)
This world, this universe, this galaxy, isnt it glorious?
everything that happens, love, war, friendship, the big bang, evaloution, everything. Its beautful, and i would hate to die knowing that i could have known it better.
Life is like a friend.
If you dont know them as well as you can, you are very dissapointed at the time you wasted when you die.

4.Love what you have, and stop being jealous.
So what? That girls car is nicer than yours.
Not in everyones mind.
SOMEONE IN THE WORLD/SOMETHING IN THE UNIVERSE/ PREFERRABLY YOU LIKES YOUR CAR BETTER.
this applies to everything.
You have a life.
Your alive.
Your reading this.
Stop wanting more, and start hating less.

5.Be a kid till you die.
Yes, a kid till death.
This doesnt mean act immature and cry when you dont get what you want.
But is does mean love things like a kid does.
When you give a kid a pound, they are amazed.
When you give an adult a pound, they dont care.
When you give a child a puppy, they love it.
When you give an adult a puppy, they comaplian about the mess it makes.
Be a kid.
LOVE YOUR POUNDS AND LOVE YOUR PUPPY.

6. Relax, you'll find him/her.
Lonely?
I was.
Im not now.
You wont be forever.
Lots of lonely people are looking for someone like you.
Someone with your intelligence, and attitude, eyes, personallity, smile. No matter who you are.
Someone will love you.
Forever.
I promise.

7. Have as many interests as possible, colelct what you can for future referance, invent SOMETHING AT SOMEPOINT, and practice any skill you want to have untill you get it right.
(explains itself)

This is how i beleve life should be lived, who thinks so too?


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